Saturday, September 17, 2011

The Goonies


Throughout my life The Goonies have always popped up every now and then. It is a movie I will always love and one that has classic moments that will forever live in pop-culture. When I was watching this movie I took into account all the other rules out there on the Web. Some of them are great, however, some of them allow for great gaps in drinking, which as I have stated so far is the downfall for most drinking rules. My team and I have developed rules that should leave you with no greater than 3 min of sobriety. I must also warn you(spoiler alert) that once the Goonies find the pirate ship that the amount of drinking increases a lot. Enjoy and salud!!(cheers in Spanish, in the spirit of one eyed willy's map)


1. Whenever someone swears(PG13 or harsher)
2. Anytime someone mentions "One eyed willy" or "willy"
3. Data or his father uses one of his inventions
4. When Chunk references food or eats something
5. When someone says "booby trap" or sets one off
6. Someone says "goonies"
7. Whenever Mikey uses his inhaler
8. When Mrs. Fertellie yells at someone
9. Whenever someone speaks in a foreign language

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Princess Bride


An all-around favorite film has always been The Princess Bride, however, many of the games currently online are inconsistent, leave gaps in the viewing/drinking experience, and are just plain lame. There are the classics like "hello, my name is Inigo Montoya" and "True love", which we pay homage to, however they do not occur often enough throughout the movie to be their own rule, so we have made them more interesting so you can better enjoy your inebriated cinematic experience. Prost! (cheers is german)





1. Any time Indigo Montoya mentions his father
2. When Fred savage interrupts (Both visually and audibly)
3. When anyone says "Buttercup"
4. Whenever trumpets play
5. Anytime hands(including fingers) are mentioned
6. Whenever someone gets knocked out
7. When someone mentions the dread pirate robbers (including just "Roberts")
8. Anytime someone says the name "Humperdink"
9. Whenever Love or True love is mentioned


Optional rules: If you want to start the film off with a bang!

1. Whenever you hear "inconceivable"
2. When you hear " as you wish"

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Muppet's Drinking Game


Below are rules for a Muppet movie drinking game. These rules work well with ALL Muppet movies, but are particularly wonderful for the classics. These rules have been tested and should ensure a steady flow of drinking!
Drink for each of the following:

  1. Celebrity Cameos
  2. They break out in song
  3. Every time you see a chicken - both real and puppet (depending on how drunk you want to get, even if it is the same chicken)
  4. Gonzo hurts himself
  5. Miss Piggy knocks someone out
  6. Miss Piggy flips her hair
  7. Whenever they tell an obviously corny joke/pun
  8. Whenever Animal goes crazy
  9. Every time you see Sweetums - the really tall monster muppet