Throughout my life The Goonies have always popped up every now and then. It is a movie I will always love and one that has classic moments that will forever live in pop-culture. When I was watching this movie I took into account all the other rules out there on the Web. Some of them are great, however, some of them allow for great gaps in drinking, which as I have stated so far is the downfall for most drinking rules. My team and I have developed rules that should leave you with no greater than 3 min of sobriety. I must also warn you(spoiler alert) that once the Goonies find the pirate ship that the amount of drinking increases a lot. Enjoy and salud!!(cheers in Spanish, in the spirit of one eyed willy's map)
1. Whenever someone swears(PG13 or harsher)
2. Anytime someone mentions "One eyed willy" or "willy"
3. Data or his father uses one of his inventions
4. When Chunk references food or eats something
5. When someone says "booby trap" or sets one off
6. Someone says "goonies"
7. Whenever Mikey uses his inhaler
8. When Mrs. Fertellie yells at someone
9. Whenever someone speaks in a foreign language